Hey there, Ladies and Gentelnerds. Back at you again.. Yes, AGAIN! I had a foot surgery and so I got more time to do more Blogs! So get off my back you jerks!!!
Anyway.. Recently there were talks/rumors about a XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS reboot. Rumors that Xena herself, Lucy Lawless, has shot down. But I got to thinking.. (Oh, here we go folks.. Brace yourselves!)
IT CAN HAPPEN!
Xena was the spin-off of HERCULES:THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS, staring Kevin Sorbo
Now.. If you remember watching either of these shows, every Saturday night and the encore episode on Sundays… Then your childhood was like mine.. FUCKING AWESOME!!
While Hercules was fun.. Xena, was more Hardcore! She dealt with more serious and deeper story lines. Some actually a little ham fisted.. But that’s besides the point. Which is why I believe she could come back to the small screen. And it could be the best time to do it. Heres how!..
SPARTICUS IT UP!!
Xena was Sparticus, before Sparticus. Just without all the blood.. And sex.. And gratuitous nudity.. And gore.. And the Sex.. But! I think a new Xena could use all that stuff!
THE CHARACTERS AND WORLD!
With characters like Callisto!
As villains, the use of Mystical Creatures and the incorporation of Gods and Monsters. Could really spice stuff up. I mean, come on, Xena fucked the God of War once!, or Twice! And banged young Carl Urban.. I mean, ‘Julius Cesar’ A more modern retelling of that would be awesome, right!? Granted, we would not need Gabrielle. For fucks sake she always screwed shit up! But giving Xena a new sidekick would be great.
WHERE SHOULD WE WATCH IT?!
But what network should house such a program?!?.. What network is pioneering the way we view television? What network has a wider array of programming then most other networks?.. That’s right bitches! I’m talking about.. NETFLIX!! It’s the perfect place for a more mature Xena reboot!
Well.. That’s all I got right now.. Hope you thought it was interesting. Would really like to hear your thoughts and views! Hit me up at the usual spots.. You know where.. And btw.. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!
So, until next time folks… Peace out!