Do not fear, There are No Spoilers to be found within this Movie Review.
“ROUGE ONE: A Star Wars Story” or as i would like to call it, ‘Star Wars: Episode 3 3/4- Rouge One, Has finally hit theaters nation/world wide.
Directed by Gareth Edwards
The man behind 2014’s ‘GODZILLA’
Rouge One is only his Second, count em, Second Big Budget Film.. And OMG does he not knock it out of the fucking park! Lets go down the list..
Telling the events of why and how the Rebel Alliance got thier hands on the plans and Blueprints for the original Deathstar.
Rouge One has a brilliant story. You wont realize how badly you wanted to know this story, until you finally see it. Like most Star Wars films.. It drags abit at the start, but once it kicks in to gear, it dont stop. There are a lot of fantastic uses of Easter Eggs and call backs. It plays well in the time frame its placed in, while still feeling fresh and new. Without feeling out of place.
Amazing.. Abdouloutly amazing. Every single character was.. Perfect. There are alot of new faces… And.. Some Old faces in this movie.
(no spoilers) Felicity Jones as Jyn Erso was great, Diego Luna as Cassian Andor was heartfelt. Donnie Yen needs more work in America.. He is fucking awesome as Chirrut Imwe, the Blind ‘jedi-esq’ Force Beliver. The real stand out thou? Alan Tudyk as K2SO
The reprogrammed Imperial Droid that makes up or rag tag team of Rebels. I think he ranks up there with R2 and BB8 in awesomeness. Trust me.. He is badass.
THE POSITIVES: Everything! Gareth Edwards’s great directing. The fantastic Cast. The Writing. Everything is a Positive.
THE NEGATIVES: The dragging start and… Hmm… I cant.. Maybe the.. Ah hell.. I dont really have any negatives to think of. It could have been longer! There. I found one negative. Its just a bit too short.
It’s like that one great blow job you dont want to end.. But it does. Yall know what i mean.. 😉😌
OVERALL: Rouge One: A Star Wars Story.. Is a Beautiful addition to the mythos. It fits perfectly in the time frame. It gives us a batch of new heroes to love. It gives us a good new villain to dispise. And it gives us a chance to find newfound respect for older characters. I give “ROUGE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY” A 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 8/10. A MUST see for any and all Star Wars Fans, new and old! Get your asses to a theater near you and watch this movie.. Then, when you get home, pop in “Episode 4 A NEW HOPE” Everything is gonna make so much more sense. Trust Me.
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