January 20th quickly approaches. And The United States inches ever so closer to being the only country to have an annual Purge! So i thought i would run down a list of 5 comic book characters who would make a better President of The United States Of America.
5. THE JOKER
The actual Joker. Not the one Trump portrays himself to be. Anarchy would rule.. But it would be so much more fun. And i think taking the responsibility of running a country is something that Joker could take, for lack of a better word, Seriously. And i dont see any other country wanting to mess with the good ol’ U S of A with this guy in charge.
4. THE KINGPIN
A real business man. Someone who could actually make America great again when it comes to buisness. He would be more likely to kill his political opponents with his bare hands.. But its all part of the job.
This was more of a joke choice.. But a litteral embodiment of a planet eater.. Would actually make a better President then Trump! NOW.. If i wanted to be serious..
DR. DOOM would be my real #5 choice.
He rules Latveria with a literal Iron Fist. But its economy is top notch. Second only to Wakanda when it comes to that and prosperity. No crime. No disorder. Sure, he’s a tyrant and a dictator bent on world domination.. But damn it, hes got my vote!
2. NORMAN OSBORNE (DARK REGIN ERA)
After the Superhero Civil War and The Skrull Secret Invasion, Norman Osborne and his reformed Hammer company came out looking like the real hero the country needed to lead it to a new, safer era. In real life.. A Norman Osborne could be just what we need. Granted he’s highly mentally insane who hears the green goblin’s voice in his head giving him advice… Still a better President then Trump.
1. LEX LUTHOR
Obviously. The most presidential of the bunch. We need a real life Luthor to save us from the idiocy of Trump. Sure! Hes a diabolical, megalomanical, bull shit artist.. But he sure is charming as hell. I wouldnt mind being lied to by this man.
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Until next time folks.. Peace Out!