Category Archives: Classics

INTRODUCING: “THE MOVIE MAYHAM TOURNAMENT”!

Hey there folks! Thats right.. Just came up with a new tournament.

“The Movie Mayham Tournament!”

By now you folks should know how these things work. You choose a movie to represent you. Any Movie, Any Genre, Any Year. 

The Tournament will be seperated in to Classes. Comedy, Action, Horror/thriller, Adventure, Animated, Sci-Fi and Classic. (NOTE: THE EXORCIST IS NOT ALLOWED! I have my reasons. Please respect that please. If you tease me with a picture of that ugly creepy bitch or a gif of her head spinning.. I will unfollow and block your ass… Seriously. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!)

A player chooses one of each of these catagories. Last player standing wins.

Hope that simplifies it enough for you. Hope you folks would care to join me.. In fact.. Im throwing my hat in to the ring now.. 

COMEDY:

ACTION:

ADVENTURE:

CLASSIC: 

HORROR/THRILLER:

SCI-FI:

Thats my line up. Whats yours? 

WEEKEND MOVIE REVIEW: Disney’s “BEAUTY And The BEAST”

Greetings Ladies and Gentelnerds, and welcome to another addition of “WEEKEND MOVIE REVIEWS”

todays movie?.. (do you have to ask?)

“Disney’s BEAUTY AND THE BEAST”

 https://youtu.be/e3Nl_TCQXuw

THE STORY: Boy meets witch, acts like a dick and gets turned into a Beast, Girl’s dad does stupid shit and gets imprisoned by Beast, Girl takes dad’s place as prisoner, Girl gets Stockholm syndrom and falls for Beast, Beast learns what it means not to be a dick, They Fall In Love and.. Then he turns into a good looking dude and gets the girl.. “Tale as old as time” Really i debated on how i was going to do this review.. Is anything a spoiler? The story itself is like.. Hundreds of years old. The Animated Movie is like 20+ years old. Who the hell hasnt seen Beauty and The Beast?! 

Whatever..
The story is great. Its not exactly a shot for shot, song for song remake of the original. But its really good. I enjoyed all the old stuff and really liked the additions to the story. I was hooked the moment the opening theme played. I liked the actual visualization of the ‘Enchantress’ and the curse she put on the prince. The special effects were great. The musical numbers really cool. Really, a great movie. Disney does it again.

THE CAST: Talent across the board. Great performances by those who were there. Great vocal performances by the non existent actors. The guy who played The Beast was cool. 

Emma Watson…

Once i think i cant love her anymore then i already do.. She goes and gives me more to love. She can sing and she sings wonderfully. People should compare her to the original voice actress because that woman was a proffesional! Emma clearly has the pipes. But its not what she does. And what she does here was gokd enough for me. Emma was freaking awesome, and is honestly one of the only reasons i decided to watch this damn movie. Other then the curiosity/nostalgia factor. 

THE POSITIVES: Emma Watson.

THE NEGATIVES:

Just joking. But Emma Watson was awesome! 

Great acting. The CGI characters were cool. The music was on point. They really brought the movie to life beautifully. The ending was a bit of a surprise. I will not spoil anything.. But they changed the ending from the animated version. A drastic change, but not a bad change. It worked.

THE NEGATIVES: The Beast…

Was not terrible. The visual effects to create him was good.. Just.. I wouldnt have been mad if they used some practicle effects. He wasn’t very impressive for me. I understand the need to try and make this..

Look as real as possible.. But i think they could have done a mix of practicle and digital effects. Uhm.. Could have used more action in the final act. I remembered a more physical altercation between Beast and Gaston ( I could be mistaken) or at least they could have been more physical at that part. Oh! The “BE OUR GUEST” song.. Not a knock on Ewan Mcgregor’s singing voice.. But that rendition sucks compared to the animated film. I did not like it. The presentation was great, but lacked in the vocal department.

OVERALL: Yet another great addition to Disney’s live action remakes. They keep getting better and better. Leaves me with high hopes for their future remakes. Mostly Jon Favuro’s “LION KING” remake. I give “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST” a score of 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 6/10. Very Enjoyable, worth checking out! 

Thx for reading folks. Have you seen Beauty and The Beast yet? What are your thoughts? Comment below, leave a like and please follow the blog. 

Until next time folks.. Peace Out!

WEEKEND MOVIE REVIEWS: ‘OSCARS 2017’ A Short Recap!

Lets me be honest.. I watched The Walking Dead, more then i watched This Years Oscars. But i switched back once TWD was finished and caught one hell of a show..

I’ll keep this short and sweet.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Viola Davis for “Fences” 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Mahershala Ali for “Moonlight” 

BEST DIRECTOR: Damien Chazelle for “La La Land”

BEST ANIMATED FILM: “Zootopia”

BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING: “Suicide Squad” 

BEST COSTUME DESIGN: “Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them” 

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: “The Jungle Book”

BEST ACTRESS: Emma Stone for “La La Land”

BEST ACTOR: Casey Affleck for “Manchester By The Sea”

La La Land took home the most awards for the night 6 in total, leaving “Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King” still Oscars champ. 
But that my friends is not the biggest news..

The final award, BEST PICTURE.. I laughed my fucking ass off.. In case you missed it.. Here’s the rundown.

Warren Betty and Faye Dunaway were to present the nights winner. Upon opening the envelope, Warren seemed confused and unable to announce a winner.. Looking perplexed, he looked at Ms. Dunaway and seemed to look offstage for some assistance. 

Unsure what to do, he handed the envelope to Dunaway and she proclaimed “The Oscar Goes To, La La Land!” que music, everyone goes on stage and thank you speeches are being made..
However, behind the person giving his speech. I see a man with a headset racing around looking for the envelope.. Turns out.. Dunaway and Beatty were given the wrong envelope! 

They were given the Best Actress envelope, which read, “Emma Stone: La La Land” not the Best Picture Envelope that had, “Moonlight” which was the real winner! 

To put into perspective how shocking and amazing this is (and fucking hillarious!) The Oscars are 89 years old.. This. Has never. Happened before! Who the fuck was handing out the envelopes!?
Naturally, everyone is blaming Beatty and surprisingly enough not both he and Dunaway. Bit its neither of their fault! Unlike Steve Harvey who actually just didnt read the right fucking name! They were given the wrong Envelope! 

Kimmel, from what i did watch, was pretty good as host. The bits with Matt Damon were freaking funny. 

The Best Picture botch was what saved the show! The Oscars pulled ‘A Harvey’

So.. Thats my recap. Thanks for reading. Until next time folks.. Peace Out!

” ‘JAY AND SILENT BOB’ Set To Return To The Big Screen!”


Earlier today, or earlier this afternoon Depending on what time zone your in. Mr. Kevin Smith announced on his social media accounts (In this case, His Instagram, @thatkevinsmith )
JAY and SILENT BOB are returning to the big screen in a sequal to “Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back” Here is the announcement in his own words..

All I can say to this is… SNOOOTCH!!! 

It is a damn shame that Smith lost one of his leads for Clerks 3, and an even bigger shame Netflix hasn’t picked up The Mallrats Series! However, the fact that we are getting a long over-do sequal to ‘Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back’ 

The premise that Smith has layed for the film, sounds like classic Kev Smith! I cant wait to see what crazy fucked up fun and misadventures these guys are gonna have. 

Smith himself has grown as a director since his foray into the, how can i say?.. Totally fucked up Genre with ‘TUSK’ and the absouloute joy that was ‘YOGAHOSERS’ Smith has indeed evolved. His current time spent on the small screen with Flash and Supergirl (respectively) has also increased his skills with a larger cast and more deeper and heartfelt storytelling. 

Jay and Silent Bob have been away from the Big Screen for far too long. It will be interesting to see how Smith will age up the characters. It has been.. 16, 17 years since ‘Strike Back’, and another 11 years since ‘Clerks 2’. Fat Kev Smith ain’t so Fat no more. And Jay.. Well.. He’s got a kid now.. So, thats new. I cant wait to see where these guys are now.. Are they still hanging out in front of the quick stop? (probably. Most likely.) But it would still be funny as hell to see them still there. Or to just see some kind of difference would be cool too. Does Shannon Elizabeth’s ‘Justice’ Finally get out of prison?! Does she and Jay start a family? Does Bob finally get HIS moment!? Does he find that special Silent Barbra?! 

So many questions! I cant wait. I am so happy and hyped with this news! 

(SIDE NOTE: Why the Fuck isnt TUSK available on Netflix!?! and why the FUCK hasnt Netflix jumped on the MALLRATS series!?! The Dumb Fucks!) 

So, until next time folks. Peace Out!

“FIRST LOOK AT- ‘ALIEN: COVENANT’ OFFICIAL TRAILER!”

Dropped a few hours ago.. Our very first look at “ALIEN: COVENANT” 

Lets take a look.. 

“THIS JUST IN!.. ‘BLADE RUNNER 2049’ TRAILER RELEASED!”

Just released about 10 minutes ago (as of writing time) The very first Teaser Trailer for “BLADE RUNNER: 2049”  starring Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling. Lets have a look see.. 


THE FUCK? OCTOBER?! This is coming out in October?! Wow! 

Well.. What do you folks think? Im surprised Harrison hasn’t shot first yet.. 

“ROUGE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY” (A NON-SPOILER MOVIE REVIEW)

Do not fear, There are No Spoilers to be found within this Movie Review. 

“ROUGE ONE: A Star Wars Story” or as i would like to call it, ‘Star Wars: Episode 3 3/4- Rouge One, Has finally hit theaters nation/world wide. 

Directed by Gareth Edwards 

The man behind 2014’s ‘GODZILLA’

Rouge One is only his Second, count em, Second Big Budget Film.. And OMG does he not knock it out of the fucking park! Lets go down the list..

THE STORY:

Telling the events of why and how the Rebel Alliance got thier hands on the plans and Blueprints for the original Deathstar. 

Rouge One has a brilliant story. You wont realize how badly you wanted to know this story, until you finally see it. Like most Star Wars films.. It drags abit at the start, but once it kicks in to gear, it dont stop. There are a lot of fantastic uses of Easter Eggs and call backs. It plays well in the time frame its placed in, while still feeling fresh and new. Without feeling out of place.

THE CAST: 

Amazing.. Abdouloutly amazing. Every single character was.. Perfect. There are alot of new faces… And.. Some Old faces in this movie. 

(no spoilers) Felicity Jones as Jyn Erso was great, Diego Luna as Cassian Andor was heartfelt. Donnie Yen needs more work in America.. He is fucking awesome as Chirrut Imwe, the Blind ‘jedi-esq’ Force Beliver. The real stand out thou? Alan Tudyk as K2SO 

The reprogrammed Imperial Droid that makes up or rag tag team of Rebels. I think he ranks up there with R2 and BB8 in awesomeness. Trust me.. He is badass. 

THE POSITIVES: Everything! Gareth Edwards’s great directing. The fantastic Cast. The Writing. Everything is a Positive. 

THE NEGATIVES: The dragging start and… Hmm… I cant.. Maybe the.. Ah hell.. I dont really have any negatives to think of. It could have been longer! There. I found one negative. Its just a bit too short.

 It’s like that one great blow job you dont want to end.. But it does. Yall know what i mean.. 😉😌

OVERALL: Rouge One: A Star Wars Story.. Is a Beautiful addition to the mythos. It fits perfectly in the time frame. It gives us a batch of new heroes to love. It gives us a good new villain to dispise. And it gives us a chance to find newfound respect for older characters. I give “ROUGE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY” A 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 8/10. A MUST see for any and all Star Wars Fans, new and old! Get your asses to a theater near you and watch this movie.. Then, when you get home, pop in “Episode 4 A NEW HOPE” Everything is gonna make so much more sense. Trust Me. 

If you’ve seen Rouge One, what are your thoughts? Did you love it? Hit me up. Leave a comment below, and please follow and subscribe to the blog. Thanks for reading folks. 

Until next time folks.. Peace Out!