Wasabi ladies and gentelnerds.. Im trying to work my way back up to where i was before in my blogging feed…
Clearly.. Its been… A fucking long time. So bear with me as i make a mad dash to catch up..
This is the blog that lets me target the stories in geek culture of weeks past, in my own unique and charming way… Lets get started. (non of this in any particular order)
” ‘IT’: Breaks Records!”
So.. Yup! That happened.. Honestly could care fucking less. Im not a horror guy. But! I’ll check it out one of these days.
“Dawson’s Creekachu actress joins Sony’s ‘VENOM’ solo flick”
This is cool! She is the chick from that Creek right? Not the.. Holmes chick. She was the other one, right?
“Sahra Connor: Judgement Day”
Linda Hamilton is set to return to the TERMINATOR franchise with a soft reboot to the series said to take place in the timeline of the first 2 original films… AWWWESSOOMEE! Have not seen ‘Genyisises’ as of yet. That damn trailer spoiled the whole damn thing for me. So its like.. Eh! I’ll check it out one of these days.
Marvel and Netflix finally released the trailer to, (I guess.. One of the last original shows made by Marvel and Netflix together, besides the big 4) THE PUNISHER! starring Jon Berenthal, reprising his role from Daredevil season 2. This was a masterpiece of a trailer. I am fucking hyped.. MASTER! MASTER! MASTER!
“NEW MUTANTS: COMING VERY SOON”
They finished filming the X-Men spin-off film, New Mutants.. Yay?! I guess.. Let me see a trailer, and we’ll see.
(Oct. 29th: Trailer came out awhile back. Looks pretty cool. Im in..)
“HELLBOY’S NEW LOOK!”
Our first look at David Harbour as Hellboy. Not exactly super into it at the moment. I gotta see it in action to get on board!
“SUPERMAN’s MUSTACHE COSTING ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ SERIOUS DOUGH”
Seriously? This was an actual news item?
“THE INHUMANE TREATMENT OF THE INHUMANS”
Marvel’s Inhumans series was getting a lot of bad press. They had thier premiere the other week. It wasnt so bad. Actual review coming soon. Stay tuned for that.
“THE SUPER NINTENDO MAKES ITS TRIUMPHANT RETURN!..”
Just to remind us all just how fucking old we’ve gotten…
(Side note: i started this article Oct. 8th.. Its the 29th now… Fuck. Me… *smh*)
Uhm… Anyone have Lorena Bobitt’s Number?!
Gotta Dick that needs some trimming..
“WE HAVE A SHAZAM!”
Zachery Levi of ‘Chuck’ fame has been cast to play Shazam! Some time spent in the gym should do just fine.
Geez.. I’ve missed so much.. I’m gonna call it a night for this one. I’m gonna try and be on point from this moment on. Catch you folks on the flip side..