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“ICYMI: FIRST LOOKS AT “DEADPOOL 2’s” DOMINO & CABLE!” (bare with me, im trying to catch up)

Okie dokie, ladies and gentelnerds.. This will be short and sweet..

Deadpool himself, Ryan Reynolds showed the world our first looks at Zazie Beets and Josh Brolin as Domino and Cable (respectively)

ZAZIE BEETS as DOMINO

Not exactly comic accurate to say the least..

But Zazie Looks beautiful! I really dig this new, fresh look to the character. She looks bad ass and i cant wait to see her in action. Only 1 gripe.. Just 1.. Seriously couldnt go with the Black Spot on the eye? Seriously? I mean.. Eh! But whateves.. Im sure it will work on the screen. 

JOSH BROLIN as CABLE

Holy.. Fuck! 

Thats pretty damn accurate! Nice job 20th century Fox.. Not bad at all! 

Great casting on both ends. Great costuming. Deadpool 2 is already shaping out to be More awesome then the first!

Until next time folks.. Peace Out!

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“MY THOUGHTS ON.. FOX’S FUTURE WITH THE X-MEN UNIVERSE”

Greetings, ladies and gentelnerds and welcome to yet another thought provoking article of ‘PBS’ quality proportions… 

So! While WB/DC is trying to get itself together like Humpty Dumpty, and Marvel Studios is full steam ahead into its Phase 4. FOX is trudging ever forward with their X-Men Universe. (Should i even call it that?) 

After the “disappointment” that was ‘X-Men:Apocalypse’ (I personally, enjoyed it and found it entertaining for what it was. Flaws and all.) And many of the actor contracts being done with the completion of that movie. Many believed X-Men’s future would be headed for yet another Reboot. 
However, it appears that would not be the case. Fox is moving forward with the  current X-Men “Continuity” (I use that term very very loosely.) established in ‘Apocalypse’. Meaning many of the young cast members from that film, will be coming back.


Now, that can suggest they will either be coming back for another ‘X-Men’ titled film OR the much talked about “New Mutants” movie. Neither has been confirmed on either matter.

X-FORCE, also is currently in full planning stages. A script and scriptwriter has been established at this point. Cast in characters has not been brought up for discussion as of yet. 

DEADPOOL 2, Is still in development, with a scheduled production date coming this.. Summer? I believe. Even After a little slip up with the whole director situation. Everything seems to be going smoothly. 
And lastly.. Probably the real reason why i wanted to write this article. Fox is currently in talks with long time X-Writer and Producer Simon Kinberg,

to direct the next Upcoming X-Film.. And He himself, has stated that he wants to do, The Dark Phoenix Saga.. 

(Turn away children.. Explosive Rant in t-minus.. 3.2.1..)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!  Why the fuck cant they leave the damn phoenix saga the fuck alone?! They’ve tried that before, and failed fucking miserably. Its fucking done! Leave it the fuck alone!. There are just too many components needed to tell that story properly and with its proper respect. They’ve fucked the continuty up. They fucked the Phoenix’s actual origin up royally. Not only that.. Kinberg hasnt directed a damn thing.. Ever! Not so much as even a commercial or a DVD extra. He has zero experiance with directing. Now.. Devils advocate.. He has been a producer and writer of these films since X-3: The Last Stand. So hes been in the trenches. He has his tentacles in everything right now. Star Wars, X-Men, lots of things! However.. This is also the same motherfucking dumb piece of shit that gave us.. THIS!..

Thats right folks.. He wrote and produced and (according to some. Not sure if true) Edited/ghost directed, this piece of shit of a.. I dont want to even call it a movie! TRASH!

There’s plenty of other more qualified Directors out there. And more importanly.. There are severel, thousands even, of great X-Men Stories to mine that can be translated for the big screen. For example..

Just to name a few. They seriously need to stop with the Phoenix stuff. Get off her clit for fucks sake! 

Be original or something. FUCK! 

I think im done folks.. Let me knw what you folks think. Hit me up. 

Until, next time folks.. Peace Out!

“THE WOLVERINE LEGACY: WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN IN THE NEXT X-MEN SERIES!” (APOCALYPSE SPOILERS POSSIBLE)

Wasabi ladies and gentelnerds, welcome back. Lets cut to the chase, Spoilers for “X-Men:APOCALYPSE” (Mainly the after credits scene)  Will be promanite in this article.

By this time next year, The Final WOLVERINE film will most likely already be in theaters (possibly). And it will most likely be the final film with Hugh Jackman as the Ol’ Canuklehead.

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As sad as it is to imagine, Mr. Jackman has reached the age where he can no longer keep up with the regimen that is required for him to be.. Well..

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THIS!

As of right now, Wolverine 3 is shaping up to be an  “Old Man Logan” style story.

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That being said, Who could possibly replace the man from down under, as our favorite clawed mutant badass?!.. NO ONE! That’s who! You can’t tell me a single actor that could possibly fill the shoes of Hugh. He’s been Wolverine for more then a decade. It’s almost impossible to imagine anyone else.

So what’s the next logical choice?

Well, according to the End Credits Scene, (SPOILER ALERT!!) Men in business suits stroll through the bloody aftermath of Alkaline Lake aka The Weapon X facility. The results of Wolverines epic escape in “Apocalypse” The Men retrieve a vile of blood labeled Weapon X and place it in a case with other (oddly colorful) Blood Samples. Once the case is closed, The Words “ESSEX CORP” is on the case’s lock. For those not fully in the know, ESSEX CORP, is the from company for non other then Nathaniel Essex. Aka: MR. SINISTER!

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A brilliant geneticist who specializes in, (get this) Cloning! Especially Mutant Clones! So that begs the question, would it be too far fetched to have Sinister be the man behind the Creation of both..

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X-23 and DAKEN! In the Comics, X-23 is the clone of Wolverine, and becomes his ‘adoptive’ daughter. Daken IS Wolverines Son from a relationship he had Decades ago in Japan. Mostly all of Dakens back story can’t be used in a film adaptation. So being a Clone wouldn’t necessarily hurt the character.. (Not that Fox is ever concerned about staying True to characters)

This next set of X-Men Films would serve as a great set up for Laura Kinney to be the next Wolverine! Without sacrificing too much of the future of the X-Films and making it all about the set up of a single character. If done right (and with Respect) Laura could be a awesome addition to the X-Universe..

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How Would I do it, You Ask?! (I know you didn’t Ask.. But just play along and pretend you did)

First, Make Sinister your big Bad through the Trilogy. Bring Hugh Jackman Back.. (With a Tractor Trailer full of Millions) just for the first two. Introduce Daken and X-23 in the first One. Daken the Stone Cold Psycho Killer, Laura.. The opposite, yet still unstable Killer. Wolverine Helps her find a way to salvation. Just before Daken Kills Wolverine.. (Kylo Ren Style) early in the second film. Third climatic film She takes out Sinister and becomes the New Wolverine..

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That’s pretty much it.. X-23 is the clear logical choice to take the mantle of Wolverine. Who should play Laura? Go the Hugh Jackman route.. Get a relatively unknown. A young and up and comer. She’s going to need acting experience, Perhaps a stint on broadway maybe. But.. I kinda like Mary Elizabeth Winstead..

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Yes, I do realize she is a week known actress.. But something like X-23 would really suit her. She is a great talent.

Thats what I got.. What do you folks think? Let me know.

So, Until Next Time Folks… Peace Out!

“X-MEN:APOCALYPSE” (SPOILER FREE) MOVIE REVIEW!

Greetings, Ladies and Gentelnerds! And welcome to yet another SPOILER FREE MOVIE REVIEW! The film this week?..

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THE STORY: It’s 1983, and the world has been fully made aware of the presence of Mutants. Thanks to the events that transpired in “Days Of Futures Past”, The World has grown accustomed to the idea of Mutants, But prejudice is still a factor around the world. Many places using Mutants for brutal entertainment, while  Xavier’s school is prospering more then ever. Meanwhile, Due to a mishap of events, En Sabah Nur is awakened after a thousand year sleep. Unsatisfied with the way the world has turned out, he seeks to assemble his Four Horsemen and cleanse the world an reshape it in his image.. Where, Only The Strong Survive!

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In comparison to the previous X-Films, “Apocalypse” is not weak.. But it’s not strong either. The Script itself is relatively generic at points. It’s crazy entertaining though.. Without a doubt, any real X-Men fan will enjoy This movie and it’s story. As the third of this current Trilogy, It’s a nice wrap up to the set. (Ironically, Singer Takes a jab at the previous trilogy in a scene where (SPOILERS!!) Are leaving a screening of “Return Of The Jedi” and one character says “The Third one is always the worst” (Heads Up.. I will be posting that scene on my Instagram account after I post this review) Speaking of Singer..

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THE DIRECTOR: Theres no denying, Bryan Singer is a talented molester, I MEAN DIRECTOR!! Director!.. Yes, director.. That’s what I meant.. Anywhoo..  He has great directing talent. BUT, he has a problem with.. Making a cohesive story, and how to use characters properly. He has a very strange habit with this franchise.. He uses and abuses beloved characters. In a way that borders being disrespectful. “Hey, You like this character from the comics? Here they are, and now they are dead. Hey, You remember this one from the cartoons? Yea, this is sorta that character, kinda.. And now they are dead.. See that character you loved.. That’s them in the background being utterly useless for this scene, but I put him there just for you!” It’s just what he does in these movies.. I’m thankful to him that we have the X-Men Franchise at all.. But I’m more thankful that we may never have to deal with his brand directing for the foreseeable future. It’s time for some real fresh new blood and a fresh new prospective to lead the next set of X-Films in to a brighter future. The very end leaves the possibility of such a thing wide open.

THE CAST:

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Apocalypse boasts probably the best cast of characters/actors since.. Probably “X-2: X-Men United”, Although, Singer sorta fails to capitalize fully with what he had, the Actors themselves shine through with every chance they had on screen. Oscar Isaac’s En Sabah Nur/Apocalypse was fantastic. (Wish they had done more with Him) But fantastic nonetheless. Even Peters Quicksilver.. (DOES IT AGAIN!) He has two of the best parts, Thats right TWO! And he is better utilized in this film then in ‘DOFP’! But there is One.. Who really stood out above the rest..

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Fassbender, Continues to amaze in this role.. GIVE HIM A DAMN STAND ALONE MAGNETO MOVIE ALREADY!!

Its not a spoiler to say that, Hugh Jackman cameo’s once more since this was all over the trailers..

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But it’s one hell of a cameo..

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THE NEGATIVES: Again, Singers use of characters is a big problem. He knows how to please the fans, for sure. In fact, that’s what this movie was at its heart.. FAN SERVICE! Yes it does build into the next set of films, but not a whole lot.  Not enough time was spent on Apocalypse in my opinion. The threat level of this villain was there.. But it fell a little flat. Editing and/or story pacing was not fully fleshed out properly.

OVERALL: Not the Greatest of all X-Men Films.. But can be respectfully considered one of the BEST. How it ranks on your list is purely up to you. For me? It’s in my top 3. It’s Very Entertaining, and Fun! Full of great action. Its not the type of movie where You have to turn your brain off to enjoy it.. But you don’t need to take it too seriously. Because of the pure entertainment value, and how much I enjoyed it.. But considering its faults, I Give “X-Men: Apocalypse”.. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟💫 7 1/2 out of 10! A Joy to watch for any X-Men fan.

Hope you liked this review, if you e seen it already.. Please feel free to let me know your thoughts in the comments below. Thx for reading!

So, Until next time folks… Peace Out!

“Awkward, Yet, HILARIOUS- DEADPOOL INTERVIEW!”

Hey there! I’m currently working on my DEADPOOL movie review (spoiler free version) So, in the meantime.. Check out this awesome interview with the Merc himself, DEADPOOL!

“THE SPECULATING NERD: REVIEWS THE “X-MEN APOCALYPSE” TRAILER!

Hi-Yo!! Wasabi Ladies and Gentelnerds. Your boy, Speculating Nerd back.. AGAIN! With another trailer review.. Of, uh.. Something.. Uhm.. Where is it?! Just a sec… Hmm…

AH HA! Found it..

X-MEN: APOCALYPSE!!

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Lets have a look see..

Well! That was.. Pretty darn good! Not too much.. Not too little.. Very interesting.. Can we call this a trailer or a teaser? Not quite sure.. A very long teaser perhaps! But really fun. I feel like this was mostly made by Fox to remind us that, “Hey! While there’s a batman/superman movie, a Civil War movie, a Deadpool movie, and a whole bunch of other stuff.. Don’t forget about us!! There’s a new X-Men movie coming out next year too!” It’s like mostly something  to familiarize the rest of the non-nerd populace out there, who are fans of the films.. What and who is APOCALYPSE!

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I do like the look.. I’m digging on how they are.. Probably using him. Not so sure about the whole, mind control aspect of it.. Although, through his enhancements of his “Horsemen” he can fuck with there heads.. But actual “Mind Control”?!?.. Lets leave that with the professionals shall we?..

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My only problem with Apocalypse.. Is the Voice.. Not really digging the voice direction they went with.. Maybe it’s just me. But I’ve always loved how Apocalypse spoke in the Cartoon.. It’s fucking awesome.. Check out this quick clip..

I wish they would have went with something a little more closer to that.. But whateves.

The “teaser” also filled us in on who would be serving as “The 4 Horsemen” Magneto, Storm, Psylocke and Archangel!

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I honestly did enjoy the, ‘Teaser/trailer’ Can’t wait for this movie.. Oh and, the whole Xavier’s eyes going black part… Why the fuck did I get the feeling of SHADOW KING being present in this movie?!? I don’t know.. Maybe that’s just me.. AND… This over here,

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Really freaking awesome they have a scene where Apocalypse grows in size.. But 90% sure it’s a fight in Xavier’s mind. Why? cause Unless, Xavier musters a whole lot of momentum to propel himself out of his chair to punch Apocalypse, I don’t see this taking place within reality. But really fucking cool shot though.  But both the Shadow King and Dream Sequence things,  are based on pure.. SPECULATION!

Alright, that’s my review.. Would love to hear your thoughts.. NEXT TRAILER REVIEW COMING UP?…

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Until then.. Peace out!

WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK?!?-“FANTASTIC 4:MOVIE REVIEW”

Where do I begin?!? It’s almost encomprehensible on how.. BAD this film is! How it’s so poorly put together, and yet!.. The studio thought it was ok enough to release in theaters!

( WARNING! I WILL USE A KHARDASHIAN SIZED ASS LOAD OF ADULT LANGUAGE WITHIN THIS BLOG! IF YOU ARE UNDER AGE OR A HYPER SENSITIVE DOUCHE BAG, DO NOT CONTINUE READING! ALSO: SPOILERS ARE APLENTY! IN THIS CASE.. I WOULD SAY I’LL BE DOING YOU A FAVOR! That being said..ENJOY!)

Roughly 85% of what was in that trailer.. Is not even in the movie! All that stuff that looks like its exciting action.. Is not there! Everything else is just edited to look like it is exciting. The part where The Thing is tossing around that tank.. Is litterally a split second scene that’s viewed via monitor. Not real time. But let me not get ahead of myself. Lets start from the begening.

THE PLOT:

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Is quite literally, non-existent. The film is so poorly directed and edited. Nothing makes sense! It’s like each scene is an episode on to itself, and quickly goes nowhere! What could have made for good plot points and nice character development, gets completely thrown away at its first sight! For example: 1,”Doom” is the one who actually got the government interested in interdimentional travel, before they discover Reed Richards could get it to work right. With that, could have come his reasons behind wanting to travel dimensions. ‘To find his mother!’ Nope! Not in this movie. It’s all about scientific discovery ol’ Doomy here! 2, (that’s right.. It doesn’t  end there!) ‘Doom’ of course is crushing on Susan. And so gets jealous  when he sees she and Reed getting chummy chummy! They do nothing with that! It’s there and then it’s gone! 3, Sibling rivalry between Johnny and Sue? That lasted about a second! She’s smart and dear old dad favors that, more then Johnny-boys need for speed additude. There today, gone in the following scene. 4, Ben is transformed into the Thing, when he and Reed finally confront each other about it.. A YEAR LATER! (I shit you not, the film skips a whole fucking Year, after they get their   powers!) He’s royally pissed at Reed, like, ‘your dead to me’ type of pissed… And then it’s gone!! WHAT THE FUCK?!? Seriously! A scene and a half later, it’s cool. It’s not even there anymore! 5, There is truly no chemistry between these people! Character and Actor wise! They didn’t convince me that they gave a shit! It’s like the actors seriously gave up half way through production!… Seriously.. I could go on, and on. But lets move along..

THE CHARACTERS:

MILES TELLER/REED RICHARDS..

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Did not give a flying fuck! He was probably the first to give up on this film. The most compelling part of his character, was the fact that he couldn’t control his elasticity.

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So after they transformed, he escapes, leaving his BEST FRIEND BEN behind. And he disappears for a whole year! During that time, he creates a suit that helps him control his stretching abilities. We know nothing about this. It’s not discussed, it’s not really noticeable. UNTIL! The “climactic” battle with ‘Doom’. Doom uses his stupid as shit powers on Reed. Breaking pieces of his suit apart and Reed crumples to the floor all stretched out, unable to pull himself together.. (“Oh! He can’t control his powers?! When did that happen? He was using them before really good? I never realized that!” That’s because they didn’t explain that!) Then Reed sees his friends all getting thier asses handed to them, mustering all the strength he had.

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He pulls himself together just in time to save his friends!.. Absouloutly no fucks  given! That seen was supposed to be an emotional moment for Reed and the audiance.. Like, the hero finding the strength within to rescue his friends.. But that moment had no foundation in order for us to feel any satisfaction.. It’s fucked up!

KATE MARA/ SUE STORM..

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A real life Groot could have given a more heartfelt performance as Sue Storm! Kate Mara is a very talented actress, but she looked like she had nothing to work with here! She’s on record, saying she wanted to read the comics but Josh Trank told her that wasn’t necessary.. Uh.. It think it was necessary buddy! The whole cast should have picked up a damn comic! Maybe they would have had a clue who the fuck they were playing!! She barely had a solid scene or interaction with Michael B Jordan! There was no connection between the two. And what the fuck was the deal with her hair?!?

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Seriously!! One scene, she has dirty blonde hair, the next scene it’s border line brown and the next it’s a platinum blonde wig? No exaggerating.. I swear.. In two scenes that are back to back, hair goes from one color and style to another!

Michael B. Jordan/ JOHNNY STORM:

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He clearly tried so hard.. But they gave him nothing! I mean nothing! The screen time they did give him was totally wasted on bull shit scenes that were not necessary at all!  As I look back now.. It was like every actor was given their own separate script. No one knew what the fuck they were doing!

JAMIE BELL/ THE THING/ BEN GRIMM

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They actually set up a very special relationship between Reed and Ben at the start of the film… Then they quickly shitted all over it, then ate it, and shitted it again! He’s barely in the film! Reed’s best and only friend is not even there to help him build the machine! They bring him in after the fact. Like, “Oh, your my best friend, come with me! We’re going to use the machine behind the government heads back.. So come with me!” That’s how they weasel back him in to the story. Then! The worst part! They fucked up the whole, “I’m angry with you Reed, cause its your fault I’m a monster!” Side of the relationship! It’s so damn fucked up!

TOBEY KEBBEL/ ‘C3PO ON METH’

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I am a big fan of Doom.. A HUGE Fan! I LOVE Dr. Doom.. So understand that what I’m about to say, comes from that love. *Deep Breath*

THOSE COCK SUKING FUCK BAG PIECES OF COCK GOBBELING SHITS!! MOTHER FUCKING SCUM LICKING DOUCHE BAG EATING CAMEL SPIT BALL GURGELING FUCKERS!!! FUCKING STUPID PIECES OF HORSE SHIT EATING ASSHOLES!! FUCKING FOX, MAN…. How the fuck do you fuck up Dr. Doom?!?

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THAT! Was not Doom.. I just.. I don’t understand it! They don’t even paint him as a villain in this film. Just an arrogant, blow hard! I mean.. There a whole montage of them getting along with each other as they build the machine together. He doesn’t like the government.. Who does?! It.. I shit you not folks.. When all was said and done, I turned off the bootleg copy of F4, laid in bed.. And as I reflected on what I had just saw… And I was going to cry! Seriously.. It’s just so fucking sad how bad this movie was…

Although I mostly blame Fox for how fucked up this movie is… BUT! FUCK YOU JOSH TRANK!! FUCK YOU AND FUCK 20TH CENTURY FOX! CHOKE ON THING’S BIG ORANGE COCK!!

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In closing.. NO FUCKING STARS FOR THIS MOVIE!! You get NOTHING!

You folks want a movie recommendation? GO SEE ANTMAN! A real MARVEL MOVIE! F4 is currently sitting at number 2 in the box office right now! While Antman, the superior film, is sitting at number 5! Lets change this people.. GO SEE ANT-MAN!! I would rather watch Green Lantern, Amazing Spiderman 2 and Catwoman on a 24 hour loop then see this bull shit ever again!! EVER!

(However! If your a morbid individual. And enjoy watching train wrecks, watch F4 and then whack yourself with a sledge hammer as punishment!)

So, until next time folks… Peace out!